“That’s the real trouble with the world, too many people grow up. They forget.” -Walt Disney


Hiya pals! Several people have asked me to resume writing about the wonderful world of Disney. It goes without saying, but you really don’t have to twist my arm too much here.
Before I begin though and for any of you wondering, yes I am still on furlough with work. 2020 has sure been a wild roller coaster of a year so far and it is crazy it is halfway over. I have been doing my best to keep my head up and mind occupied as best as I can. This has meant planning for the future, both from a life and getaways perspective.
However, you can’t move forward unless you know where you have been. I have devoted a good amount of time to this process and it has actually been good for my mental space. This has included scanning old photos, organizing physical and digital albums as well as cleaning out a variety things. Fascinatingly though unsurprisingly, amidst my efforts of cleaning, my clumsiness has also taken hold and I have broken things. Thus, time has also been spent repairing what I broke. Ha.
Something I have learned in this time of organization reflection (separate from the time spent actually living in Orlando) is the realization of how much I went to the Disney theme parks growing up on both coasts. After counting, it looks like we had 8 vacations before I graduated high school! For better or worse, the Disney theme parks are ingrained in me, and still are to this day. There was once a plush toy called Pal Mickey in the early 2000’s that would magically “awaken” after being passed over hidden sensors in the Florida theme parks. He would share tips, jokes and useless knowledge to families. While creepy in several regards, I am, in a sense, that Pal Mickey. While I will not fit in your bag and I don’t want to be squeezed, I shall be that information guide for you as you consider going to the parks for the first time or to do it better.
If you read my first post about Disney, I gave a brief overview on what the Disney theme parks mean to me and what makes them unique. I think the next progression to this as we start to branch out on different planning topics to this monstrous property is to first discuss going to the Disney theme parks as an adult. I am not married, I do not have kids, and I am not a creep. Yet, I still try to visit the Disney theme parks every year. Why? Am I strange? Yes, but that is for other reasons and has NOTHING to do with Disney. Ha.
But for real though, why should kids have all the fun? I also deserve to experience the feeling of escapism, laughter, optimism in humanity and sheer happiness. Especially if I am going to pay for it! There is a child in all of us, whether you 5 or 95. Let me be clear. There is PLENTY to do around the Walt Disney World property that does not revolve around kids, or that will affect your vacation from the quantity of other kids that are there at the same time as you. Maybe you have only been as a child or have only visited with your own children. Consider an adult trip to Walt Disney World WITHOUT kids. Eureka!
There is more to the Disney theme parks than being a “kiddie park” that contains the Dumbo the Flying Elephant, It’s A Small World and the Chef Mickey’s character meal. These only scratch the surface, and honestly I rarely ever do them. As a brief example, did you know that there are actually over 90 full-service restaurants across the Walt Disney World property, all of differing themes? This does not represent the quick-service grab and go places. Add those to the list and you are looking at 200 options to eat. Woah!
Below are my top five reasons that make Walt Disney World worth visiting as an adult:
- State of the art attractions with dazzling technological advancement
- Sophisticated resorts with meticulous attention to theming
- Award-winning cuisine with diverse options representing each price point desired
- Extensive variety of craft beers, choice wines, and specialty cocktails
- Top of the line live and produced entertainment
Where are the facts, you say? Well, pull up a chair and let this conscience be your guide! I think the easiest way to go about this is to break down how these elements fit into each of the Walt Disney World theme parks and share with each how I typically spend my time while on property. Let us begin…

Magic Kingdom
This is the most visited theme park in the world with over 20 million visitors each year. As the most recognizable by pretty much everyone living, there are a lot of misconceptions about what the “castle park” is like. I will say up front that, yes, Magic Kingdom is where you will find the most children. There is no debate.
The key though, and of which works in so many regards, is to do what the others are NOT doing. Your stress level will thank you. For example, when the gates open, everyone goes to the right. As Americans, so many things of what we do are on the right-sid and we follow suit without even thinking. I know this the hard way… I am left-handed. Ugh. So naturally, many people begin their day on Main Street, U.S.A. waiting in long lines for characters in the front of the park and then head on over to Tomorrowland to the right if they do not already have a FastPass reservation at hand. I recommend doing the opposite. Head to the left side towards Adventureland. Or even better, and what I think is the best approach, start in Fantasyland in the back of the park! Get those classic attractions out of the way early before the children get there and get cranky. If you want to do Peter Pan’s Flight, now is your time! If you want a picture with a character, go away from the front area of Main Street where everyone else is. Keeping this in mind, think about the parade in the afternoon. As you might imagine, many families line up along the parade route waiting to enjoy the cavalcade. This hour plus timeframe is also another magic window of when to be doing some of the bigger attractions, as you will typically find shorter queue lines. I didn’t say no lines… just shorter lines.
If you have been to Magic Kingdom over the years, you might know that alcohol was not served inside the theme park. I won’t bore you with the backstory, but I am happy to inform you that it IS now served within full-dining establishments. While you will not be able to leave that restaurant with that beverage, it is quite refreshing (no pun intended) to now be able to have a beer while you are at the Liberty Tree Tavern, or a cocktail at the Jungle Skipper Canteen Restaurant.
In terms of the attractions itself, no this is not the most “thrilling”, if that is what you are here for. Mark your calendars for next year though for when the Tron Lighcycle Power Run opens in Tomorrowland in celebration of the park’s 50th anniversary. This coaster can currently be found at Tokyo Disney and wow wow! If you click the link above you will find a YouTube clip of this game-changer for Magic Kingdom.
There are some classic rides that can’t be missed (at least to some extent) at Magic Kingdom and are worth checking those boxes for, at least for a day. Pirates of the Caribbean and Haunted Mansion are splendid attractions, rich in storyline and enjoyment factor. Additionally, Magic Kingdom has a stunning evening fireworks spectacular, Happily Ever After. I don’t want to hear you say anything about your local fireworks show. This is a synchronized extravaganza that tugs at your heart strings and knocks it out of the park when it comes to pyrotechnics, seamless projections, and musical score. It is truly what separates Disney from the rest of the pack.
The other thing I will mention about Magic Kingdom is that your park ticket allows you to leave and come back. While you may say, Tyler, that makes sense for families with kids that want to take a nap. Why do I care? Well skipper, one of my favorite things to do is leave the park in the afternoon and drink around the Seven Seas Lagoon. Your transportation is free and in the form of the resorts monorail that includes the Contemporary Resort, Poynesian Resort, and the Grand Floridian Resort. This break from Magic Kingdom allows you to enjoy the AC for a bit, explore the beautiful resort properties and to enjoy a cold beverage with snacks! I love to wander and these are great properties to explore. My favorite drink called the Backscratcher at the Polynesian Resort actually comes with a gosh-darn backscratcher. Bonus!
Upon completion of your resorts expedition, the monorail’s next stop is back to Magic Kingdom and you will now conveniently be back in time with new energy to do a few additional attractions with evening lighting prior to the fireworks. A resort reservation is not needed to explore the property and there are some great establishments at each of these resorts that are worth your time.







EPCOT
Where do I begin. Seriously. This is my happy place for so many reasons. Focus, Tyler. Okay, so for adults considering the Walt Disney World property, this just might be your favorite theme park. EPCOT, of which stands for Experiental Protype Community of Tomorrow is divided in two sections. Upon entering you will be in Future World, an area devoted to a vision of tomorrow created by today’s solutions. Its goal is to ignite your imagination by presenting new possibilities to learn from and be entertainment by.
Don’t be put off by this edutainment concept. There are some top-notch impressive attractions that can be found in Future World representing all levels of thrill factor. I will advise that this area is under massive renovation construction at the moment though. So if you decide to go in the next year, be prepared that there will be limited pathways as they reimagine what this area looks like. My tip for conquering Future World? Break your time up a bit here. Similar to Magic Kingdom, many families spend a lot of time here in the morning which means the lines can be a lot longer. Now for some of the rides, this is necessary. However, for something like Spaceship Earth or Mission: Space, do those later in the day when the masses have moved along.
The back-half of the park is known as World Showcase and needs to be given a good devotion of your time. (11) different countries from around the world are represented through both stunning and meticulous design accuracy that envelop each of your senses. Imagine it as sort of a permanent World’s Fair. You will be able to taste the local cuisine, shop and see the making of regional goods, as well as to watch themed shows and performances from each of the countries among other exciting things!
Additionally though, one of the favorite things by many visitors is to be able to “drink around the world”, so to speak, by getting your libational passport at each of the represented countries. There are some wonderful options to choose from on your journey around the world from having a cold pint at a lively pub in the United Kingdom, a spicy jalapeno margarita while taking in the essence of Mexico, a saki or frozen Kirin while exploring the serene gardens in Japan, or even a martini while in the beautiful country of France as an example. Each has local beers, wines, and cocktails for you to discover. My tip? Start with a drink in every other country, and by starting in Mexico. It is better to start the engines with the margarita as opposed to potentially taking you over the edge deep in your drinking marathon. Yay tequila!
Something else worth mentioning is the EPCOT InternationalFood & Wine Festival. If everything I just mentioned sounds enjoyable, imagine having (30) additional countries represented through food and drink kiosks as well as culinary demonstrations and special themed events! Yes, it is phenomenal and is usually my favorite time to go to Orlando. From a timing perspective, the EPCOT Food & Wine typically runs throughout the months of September, October and November.
I have so much fun strolling around EPCOT. In addition to a great list of attractions and entertainment to enjoy, there is something so relaxing of slowing down the pace a bit by simply strolling through the countries, sitting on a park bench with a snack or beverage and people watching, or taking the time to enjoy an incredible meal in a thematic setting. This is a theme park for adults and your credit card bill will show for it, for better or worse.







Disney’s Hollywood Studios
This theme park allows you to step into the scene of Hollywood’s past and some of today’s most exciting film franchises. Disney’s Hollywood Studios is, of course, where the new land Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge can be found. Nothing gets more adult than this. The attention to detail in this land is second to none. Every corner has something new for you to explore and leaves you truly feeling like you are on another planet. The attractions here are phenomenal and are both thrilling experiences 100% worth your time. Specifically, Star Wars: Rise of the Resistance is probably one of the most forward-thinking and complex attractions ever built. There are no words to describe the emotional impact that it has on you.
If you are familiar with the Star Wars films, you know there have been several times where a bar scene has been seen. Have you ever wished you were a part of this revelry? It felt so lively, colorful and exciting! I am happy to share that you can experience for yourself at Oga’s Canteen. I mean y’all this place is so fun and the drink presentation (including non-alcoholic beverages) is quite memorable.
Separate from exploring the world of Batuu as part of Star Wars, Disney’s Hollywood Studios has a few additional thrilling attractions for adults including my personal favorite attraction of all time, Tower of Terror. While you may have been on a standard drop tower ride at your local park, imagine that wrapped around the franchise of The Twilight Zone with a mysterious storyline cohesive through the entire experience. This attraction was and is still a game-changer that cannot be missed.
Do you remember my afternoon tips from Magic Kingdom? I do this here as well. Take a break from the crowds for a bit in the afternoon or early evening at Disney’s Hollywood Studios by getting on the resorts boat just right outside the front gate. This will conveniently take you to Crescent Lake of which is surrounded by the EPCOT resorts including, Disney’s Boardwalk as well as Disney’s Yacht & Beach Resorts, and the Walt Disney World Swan & Dolphin. This is a splendid area to stroll and have a beverage or meal. This entire area is quite laid-back and is always a pleasure for exploration. When you are done, take the boat right on back to the theme park, or if you are up to it, walk back. The entire journey is a walking loop!
As a whole and while not as cohesive as the other parks, there are a lot of individual wins at Disney’s Hollywood Studios. Bars are prevalent and thrills and squeals are in each land of the park. I am a big fan of the BaseLine Tap House for a cold California brew and a food platter including a pretzel and fondue dip!







Disney’s Animal Kingdom
No, this is not a zoo. It’s more than a zoo. What if you took the best elements of what makes a zoo special and put that into the Disney experience. That’s what this theme park is. With rich detail on the ground of which you stand, the objects you pass by, the vibrancy of plant life and wildlife at every corner, Disney’s Animal Kingdom is an exciting theme park that celebrates the wonder of life.
A great example of this is the Kilamanjaro Safaris. This 22 minute attraction truly has you truly believe you have left the Florida swamplands and traveled across the world. Do you remember going to a zoo and looking through a cage you were excited about to find that the animal you were seeking was not to be found? How upsetting and frustrating. This attraction has a layout that puts you in clear sight to the animals and seemingly without barriers. The land space needed to represent this attraction in-park and behind the scenes is 110 acres. This means the entire Magic Kingdom theme park can fit inside the Kilamanjaro Safaris. Hopefully, that helps put things in perspective.
Disney’s Animal Kingdom is also where Pandora – The World of Avatar can be found. I am going to stop you right here before you even say it. No, I don’t care that you don’t like or haven’t seen the movie Avatar. This is inspired by the world in which the movie takes place and not knowing the storyline will not impede your experience. It is absolutely lush, breathtaking, and a great example of Disney artistry at its finest. Both attractions are incredible, but Avatar Flight of Passage, in particular, is just truly stunning. From the moment you step in the queue line, you are brought in to the experience through design subtlety where you will eventually experience what it would be like to fly a banshee through the breathtaking landscapes of Pandora. While inevitably a flight simulator, this attraction is sooooooooooo much more and I will not say more, as to not give anything away.
Something else I would like to touch on with Disney’s Animal Kingdom are the drinking possibilities. There are some great options to stop around the theme park to have a cool beverage. My personal (2) favorites are the Dawa Bar for an African beer while watching the live entertainment, and the Nomad Lounge where you can enjoy a little shade in an oasis with some great small plates and craft cocktails.
While it may seem on paper that Disney’s Animal Kingdom is meant for kids, I would say the opposite. I actually think it is catered to adults. There are many places to wander and explore. Imagineers took extensive trips overseas to ensure each area feels lived in through objects, fabrics, and Disney artistry in concrete. Conservation education is a thread that runs through each land but it is not overpowering.
You’ve completed your time at the theme park? You know what I am going to tell you to do next. Go to the nearby resort! Simply board the resorts bus to Disney’s Animal Kingdom Lodge and be welcomed to an absolutely stunning resort that sets you to the heart of Africa. This is a great place to have some libations and the delectable treats known as zebra domes in the magnificent lobby or to enjoy award-winning dining. Each of the restaurants are great in their own regard. When you are done, just take the bus back to Disney’s Animal Kingdom to get back to your car if you drove yourself or to transfer to the needed bus that will take you to where you are staying.






Well there you have it. That is the theme parks of Walt Disney World from the perspective of an adult. I have turned the minds of friends and family by showing them another side of Disney. With that being said, I have not even touched upon the other amazing dining and shopping at Disney Springs, the lovely mini golf options, backstage tours or even the water parks on property. If you have completed your own adult trip at Walt Disney World, I would love to know what YOUR favorite things to do are! Do you have any key tips or restaurant go-to’s?
It also goes without saying that there are also some exciting things to explore that do not involve ANYTHING theme park related in Orlando encompassed by Disney, Universal, Sea World, Holy Land, Gatorland. Yes, Gatorland. But we will save that for another day. Orlando has some great local cuisine, breweries, and entertainment options that tourists typically are not aware of. If you want to go where locals go, I’ve got you, boo! Stay tuned for that but until then, have a great week!
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